Hi, I’m Brocc O'Lee.
I’m the chief broccoli officer here at NBJB.

I’ve always been a knowledge-lover and a truth-seeker.
And above all else, an action-taker.

I grew my way into a huge house in the center of Broctopia, where I was the vice president of marketing and sales at a boutique agency slinging everything from snappy copy to killer campaign strategies.

Life was good. We started a family and established roots.

I was bringing home the broccoli.

But there was always something that didn’t feel right.

So one day I was curious to see how the agency’s past clients were doing - the ones I had completed projects for, but who were no longer with the agency.

And I was shocked.

None of them were successful.

And most of them had given up completely.

Nothing had changed in 6 months, 12 months, or even 18 months in some cases.

It was like their business had been paralyzed by a virus.

So I investigated it.

Why were so many businesses shriveling up and dying after working with marketing agencies?

Looking back, I laugh at how naïve I was...

Behind the crooked smiles and the yellow-brick-road promises was something much more sinister…

They were feeding their clients crap and keeping the broccoli for themselves!

Companies were buying their services, thinking it was a healthy solution that would grow their business…

But they were being poisoned and left to die.

“How could I have been part of this system that was hurting so many businesses?” I asked myself.

The stench led me straight to Stan Poopadopolous - a local business guru preaching “a little bull can go a long way”.

But this was MORE than just a little bull.

The entire industry was being poisoned by agencies selling services that wouldn’t actually grow their clients’ businesses.

They didn’t care because they got paid regardless of the client’s success.

That really made me angry.

So I found Stan and I asked him why he was spreading bull, expecting an epic showdown...

But it turned out he was just a turd in a suit behind a computer, just a FAKE.

The real problem was bigger.

It was an industry-wide epidemic of bull, sucking the life out of honest brands.

“Experts” were hired to make a funnel, or write copy, or promote on social media, which is what brands thought they needed.

But they used deceptive tactics that gained a few short-term clicks at the expense of the brand’s reputation.

And the result was always the same: the company paid for an overpriced, underperforming marketing service that slowly paralyzed it and destroyed the brand.

That’s when I truly understood why I was grown on this planet.

It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

So I went to war against Stan and his stinky network of goofy gurus and bullshit bandits, and then I flushed them out of the city and sent them back to Bullshistan. 

For the next four years I served as mayor of Broctopia and created the Broccoli Blueprint, a system that makes brands completely destroy all competition...

Because they carve out their own category of one, by innovating value.

It makes brands absolutely bullproof.

Soon brands from every city were asking for our blueprint...

They needed to solve this problem too.

And I knew this was an important message to share in the human realm, where broccoli-powered brands are rare.

So my team and I created a portal that lets humans enter Broctopia and learn how to repeat our success with their own brands, businesses, and companies.

It's called NoBullJustBroccoli.com and it's a way of life for us.

NO BULL, JUST BROCCOLI = TRUTH IN MARKETING

We are proud to educate brands on the dangers of bull and then help them develop honest alternatives that bring in MORE BROCCOLI.

So they stay on brand and off bull.

Sincerely,

Brocc O'Lee
CBO at NBJB
brocc.olee@nobulljustbroccoli.com

P.S. There's still a lot of bull out there. Join our fight to shine the light of truth on marketing while growing your brand. The future of Broctopia and your business depends on it!